Clash of clans

First Month:What is this?What is that person with a sword doing there? I AM SUCH A NOOB!!!!

Second Month:So you're supposed to attack people?Where?

Third Month:Hmmmm.I don't get this.You're supposed to train troops?How do you do that?

Fourth Month:Oh!That makes more sense!I'm starting to get this!

Fifth Month:Wow!This is such a good game!

And that is the noobiest journey of my life.